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Platform admits the more frustrated you get, the longer you stay online.
INFURIATING
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Local Council Bans Left Turns To Reduce Traffic Accidents
Residents forced to drive three blocks out of their way face fines for breaking new rule.
MADDENING
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CEO Earns $50 Million While Laying Off 30% Of Workforce
Executive bonus package approved same day as severance packages announced.
RIDICULOUS
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Restaurant Chain Sues Customers For "Negative Energy"
Legal action taken against patrons who allegedly brought bad vibes to establishment.
ABSURD
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Airport Security Now Requires Passengers To Prove They're Not Time Travelers
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FRUSTRATING
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